GLORIOUS PRESIDENT LUSH SAVING WORLD FOR BABIES JESUS

Oh Happy National Time of Sacrificing!

Our Supreme Commanderator , BLESS his Holy-Given Presidential, has decideth in Wisdom that more blessful American boy and girl soldiers get to die super-gloriously for the proud glee of protecting HIS #1 honorated name!!!! Praise be to HIM and Beautiful Children Jenna Jamison Bush, ancestor Burning, and HIS deepest Codependent, Laura Wife! A blizzard of White Doves fell down, four feet deep onto White House Lawn at the profound Utterance! Choirs of rainbow orphans wept upwards in harmonics! Spring, also, is early forevermore! Each martyr chosen to perish for the Wonderous cause of the Presidential Face-Saving-TimeStall-To-Shuck-Iraqstrophe-Cleanup-Onto-Inferior-Democrat-Janitor-in-Chief will be pleased to generous greeting in heaven by 79 Black Eyed Eva Longoria-Jolie Breast Virgins and enviable real estate in Cayman Island! We beat ourselves in Thanks, Supreme OverLeader of Authorized Freedoms! Hosannah.